November 2009
300 posts
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My Tumblarity is going down the drains. :’(
mliaverage:
Today, my phone went off in the middle of class. My teacher has a rule that you have to read it infront of everyone. It said ‘where is my lightsaber?’ My teacher then asked me who it was from. I love you grandma. MLIA.
mliaverage:
Today, my phone went off in the middle of class. My teacher has a rule that you have to read it infront of everyone. It said ‘where is my lightsaber?’ My teacher then asked me who it was from. I love you grandma. MLIA.
mliaverage:
The other day, I was sitting behind a girl in class that is very loud, rude, and obnoxious. She was giving her opinion (no surprise there) when I started to pretend to punch her in the back of the head. When she turned around to say something to me, my teacher picked up where I left off. MLIA
mliaverage:
Today is my birthday, my brother sent me a message at 1:01am this morning saying he waited up all night to be the first to wish me a happy 18th, after thinking how sweet this was, I realized my 20 year old brother is convinced the new day begins at 1:00am. MLIA
mliaverage:
Today my mom, me and my sister were playing Halo downstairs. Upstairs my dad was watching Gossip Girl on TV. MLIA
mliaverage:
Today on the bus a very scary looking thuggish guy sat down opposite me. I shrunk down in my seat a bit, until I heard “Good Morning Baltimore” from Hairspray playing through his headphones. Never again will I judge a book by it’s cover. MLIA
mliaverage:
A few weeks ago in pre-cal, this guy fell asleep while our teacher was lecturing. The teacher got up to wake him up in front of the whole class, so he leaned in and gently shook him awake. Immediately that guy said “Megatron will lose! I am Optimus Prime!” and punched him in the face. Needless to say, our teacher has let our class sleep in peace ever since then. MLIA.
mliaverage:
Today is my birthday. I woke up to find my entire room filled with balloons that say “CONGRATULATIONS! IT’S A BOY!”. After jostling the balloons around a little, I heard something moving in the balloons and my dad giggling in the next room. He filled all of the balloons with money. He knows I hate the sound of popping balloons. You have a sick, sick sense of humor, Dad. MLIA.
mliaverage:
Today is my birthday. I woke up to find my entire room filled with balloons that say “CONGRATULATIONS! IT’S A BOY!”. After jostling the balloons around a little, I heard something moving in the balloons and my dad giggling in the next room. He filled all of the balloons with money. He knows I hate the sound of popping balloons. You have a sick, sick sense of humor, Dad. MLIA.
mliaverage:
Today, a friend of mine posted a photo on Facebook where you tag people that match different traits, such as “funniest”, “smartest” or “kindest”. Under “most attractive”, he tagged his brother. His brother is also his identical twin. I wish I were that clever. MLIA.
mliaverage:
Today, while talking on the phone to my husband who is currently deployed to Afghanistan, I heard yelling in the background. When I asked what was going on, he nonchalantly replied, “Oh, my sergeants are just arguing over whose Farmville farm is better.” It’s nice to know what kind of people the soldiers are who fight for our country. MLIA
mliaverage:
This weekend, some frat boys at my college dressed up as the Hamburgler. They then proceeded to run to the McDonalds down the street and jump behind the counter and steal hamburgers. I was walking down Greek Row when a police officer pulls up, trying not to laugh, and asks if I’ve seen the Hamburgler around. I love my school. MLIA
mliaverage:
Today, I wore a shirt that says ‘id trade my boyfriend for a superhero’ to his house. He’s never been a big fan of this shirt, so he got upset that I wore it. He stormed out of the room. About 5 minutes later, he came in wearing a superman costume and said ‘will I do?’ and laughed. Turns out he’d been waiting for weeks to do that the next time I wore this shirt. MLIA.
mliaverage:
Today, my grandma (who’s 87) said she had 4 babies in 6 years. My mom goes, ‘You must’ve been insane’ and them my grandma says, ‘Nope, just horny.’ I love my grandma. MLIA
mliaverage:
Today, I was texting my boyfriend while watching TV in my room. I asked him what he was doing, and he said “about to scare someone.” Before I could reply asking him who it was, suddenly arms came from under my bed and grabbed my legs causing me to scream hysterically. He had been waiting there for 3 hours to do that. It worked. MLIA
mliaverage:
Today I took my nine year old daughter to the dentist. After every appointment the kids get to choose a reward for being good. My daughter chose a Hannah Montana pencil. I was very disappointed until she said, “I chose this so that I can laugh maniacally while I sharpen her face off.” I taught my daughter well. MLIA
mliaverage:
Today, I tried #9 on 333 ways to get kicked out of walmart, where you dress up as batman and yell “COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!”. I wore a batman shirt instead and proceeded to do this when a old man popped out of a aisle (with a red shirt and black pants mind you) and yelled back “HOLY MACKEREL BATMAN, WHERES THE TROUBLE!?” We then ran down the aisle singing the old batman song...
mliaverage:
Yesterday, my older sister passed away after a six year battle with breast cancer. She used to go on this site and try to get her story published, but never succeeded. Heres to you, Michelle Elizabeth Koehler. MLIA
mliaverage:
Today my brother came into my room and threw a rubber ball at me thinking I was asleep, but my eyes were only half closed, so I was able to see the ball and caught it. He freaked out and “woke” me up. I felt like a ninja. MLIA
mliaverage:
Today, for my grandpa’s birthday, he legally changed his name to Gandalf. Our last name is Grey. MLIA
mliaverage:
Today, for my grandpa’s birthday, he legally changed his name to Gandalf. Our last name is Grey. MLIA
mliaverage:
Today, I was listening to the Glee soundtrack in my room when I turned it off for a second so I could finish my homework. Immediately, I heard my brother yell from the other room, “Turn that back on! It’s almost time for Mercedes’s solo!” He’s 18 and the captain of the football team. MLIA.
